The Basics
By using this website, you’re agreeing to the terms below. Nothing dramatic — just the usual ground rules so everything works as it should.
1. Using the Site
You’re welcome to browse, read, subscribe, and get in touch.
Please don’t misuse the site, attempt to break it, or use it for anything unlawful. We’d rather keep things civil.
2. Services & Payments
Any paid work, services, or projects will always be agreed separately — with clear scope, pricing, and terms shared in advance.
Nothing is charged without conversation.
3. Eligibility
You must be 18 or over to enter into contracts or paid services with The Middle Club.
Reading the site is fine at any age.
4. Content & Ownership
Everything on this site — words, images, layouts, and ideas — belongs to The Middle Club unless stated otherwise.
Please don’t copy or reuse it without permission. If you like something, just ask.
5. Availability
We do our best to keep the site running smoothly, but we can’t guarantee uninterrupted access at all times.
Occasionally, things go offline. It happens.
6. Liability
The site is provided as-is. While we take care with what we publish, we can’t be held responsible for errors, omissions, or how information is used once it leaves the page.
7. Ending Access
If these terms are breached, we reserve the right to restrict or remove access to the site.
This is very unlikely — but it’s here just in case.
8. Changes
These terms may be updated from time to time.
The latest version will always live here.
9. Legal Stuff
These terms are governed by the laws of England & Wales.
Last updated: January 2026.